Amazing Facts

Amazing IT Facts

Fact: A printer will not print if it is not turned on.

Fact: If you submit a job and it does not finish right away, submitting it again will not make the first job complete. Submitting it ten times does not make it go faster.

Fact: If you do not know what your password is, I don't either.

Fact: Mr. Zuhamfa from Nigeria is not going to give you $1.5 million dollars if you wire him your bank account number along with $5oo to pay for the release fees.

Fact: If an IT administrator sends out an email saying under no circumstances should you open an email with a subject line "Hey Stupid....Open This", there will be at least 15 people that will open that email when they receive it.

Amazing Facts of Life:

Fact: You don't tug on Superman's cape.

Fact: You don't spit into the wind.

Fact: You don't "drop the kids off at the pool", when the water's off in the building.

(Plea: If the water is off in the building, and you've already "dropped some of the kids of in the pool", don't get up and go to ANOTHER pool to let ANOTHER load of kids out. That bus needs to stay parked at one pool, and one pool only. If at all possible, you should try to convince the kids to go to the pool at home.)

Fact: There is a true story behind the previous fact. It's hysterical....at least I thought so, but then I'm weird like that. But you do NOT want to hear it during lunch.

Facts about the economy:

Fact: Over 1000 applicants lined up for 35 firefighters jobs in Florida.

Fact: Over 1000 applicants lined up for 600 openings at a Kia plant in LaGrange, Georgia.

Fact: Benjamin was not among those applicants.