Some of y'all know of whom I speak....that would be my cousin's son who we refer to as Demon Spawn, Devil Child, Little Sh*t, among a whole host of assorted well-earned nicknames.
Trust me on this, if y'all knew him, I'm sure you'd come up with your own. Remember in "Smokey and The Bandit" how Jackie Gleason referred to Junior as a "Tick Turd"? I had thought about using that name as a name for Benjamin, but then I realized just how insulting that would be to all turds.
But, I digress......
Anyway, the latest word on the spawn is that he is looking to move out on his own.....because as he said "It just don't look right for me to be living with my grandma." So Demon Spawn is looking for an apartment. How he plans to PAY RENT on said apartment is a mystery to me. But the bigger question is WHY?
He has a live in maid (Grandma), someone to wash his clothes (Grandma), an awesome cook (Grandma), and someone to make sure that the lawn gets mowed (Grandpa). Who could ask for anything more?
So, we've decided he's moving out for one of two reasons:
a) All his little red neck buddies are making for of him for living at home.
-or-
b) He wants to "party" with his girlfriend and it's hard to "party" when Grandma's bedroom is right across the hall. (I'm going with this one!)
As soon as I have any news, I'll post it.
Oh...wait....I do have some news! Michael Jackson is still dead.
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