Things That Make You Go Hmmm........

I thought about something today.....drag queens. And it's all Brad Pitt's fault.

Here's what happened.

I was listening to the radio today and the new Brad Pitt movie was mentioned. It's called "Inglorious Basterds". Personally, I've never had any use for Brad Pitt but he really rose to the top of my sh*t list when he ditched Jennifer Aniston to run off with that hobag Angelina "Mrs. Potatohead Lips" Jolie. Sorry, she's another one I've never had any use for so I guess they deserve one another. But I digress.....back to drag queens.

Anyway, when they mentioned Brad Pitt I thought about gay guys. Now, I don't really know a lot of gays guys, but the few that I do know seems to idolize certain women. For whatever reason, gay guys seem to be big fans of Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Cher, Carol Channing, Madonna, Bette Midler, or Barbra Streisand.

Likewise, when drag queens decide to dress as a celebrity, who do they usually pick? Judy Garland, Liza Minelli, Cher, Carol Channing, Madonna, Bette Midler, or Barbra Streisand.

So, I got to thinking....what is the opposite of a drag queen? Specifically, do lesbians dress up as male celebrities? And if so, what do you call them? Drag kings? Macho Honchos? What celebrities would lesbians dress up as? (That's where Brad Pitt comes in.)

I'm guessing these guys would probably make the list:

Brad Pitt
George Clooney
Tom Cruise
John Travolta
Tom Selleck

Older lesbians might want to toss in Tom Jones and Engelbert Humperdinck.

Now here's something that might be kind of comical....what if you had a drag queen dressed up like Faith Hill and a drag king dressed up like Tim McGraw? They could go on tour as Tim and Faith in drag.

Who would the fans gush over? Would the lesbians go berserk over drag Faith even though it would be a guy? Would the gay guys go all gushy over Tim McGraw even though it was a female dressed like Tim? Or visa versa?

And would drag king Tim start a cat fight if a male (or female) fan tried to feel up Faith? And would drag queen Faith pitch a hissy fit if a male (or female) fan tried to grope Tim? I mean, stuff like that does happen at a real Tim and Faith show.

It was just a couple years ago that Faith chastised some overzealous fan for trying to grab Tim's family jewels. As Faith said at the time, "You don't go grabbin' somebody's husband's balls, you understand me? That's just disrespectful."

Technically, though, if a fan tried to grab drag king Tim McGraw's balls, it would really be no harm no foul since Tim would actually be a female.....unless of course she's pulling a Chastity Bono and having some new equipment installed.

Which brings up a whole 'nuther subject. A couple of years ago, Chastity Bono came out and told the world she was a lesbian. The world was shocked, stunned, and yelled in unison "Well, DUH!!!"

Now she's getting a sex change. So, since after the surgery, she'll be a guy, does that mean she's straight?

Like I said....things that make you go hmmmmm.........