Whoop A$$ and Hip Hop Country

First off....

I have to congratulate Bill O'Reilly for opening up an industrial size can of Whoop A$$ on Barney Frank. Click here to see the fireworks. Now THAT was entertainment!

Now....today at lunch I heard part of Whitney Houston's version of "I Will Always Love You." It was ok, but personally I liked Dolly's version better because I like country.

But for some reason, I got to thinking what would happen if Hip Hop artists started redoing/rewriting country songs.....then I started thinking about translating popular country songs in to "street lingo hip hop."

Country Song: I Will Always Love You
Hip Hop Song: You Always Be My Boo

Country Song: He Stopped Loving Her Today
Hip Hop Song: My Boo Be Dead

Country Song: Apartment #9
Hip Hop Song: Crackhouse In My Hood

Country Song: D-I-V-O-R-C-E
Hip Hop Song: BEE-CHO-A$$

Country Song: Coat of Many Colors
Hip Hop Song: Doo-rag Made of Bling

Country Song: You Ain't Woman Enough To Take My Man
Hip Hop Song: You So Ugly "Gorillas In The Mist" Was Filmed In Your Shower

Country Song: Jolene
Hip Hop Song: Quamesha

Country Song: 9-To-5
Hip Hop Song: 20-To-Life

Country Song: 18 Wheels and a Dozen Roses
Hip Hop Song: 4 Shiny Rims and a Case of Ripple

Country Song: Crazy
Hip Hop Song: Whack

Country Song: All My Rowdy Friends Are Coming Over Tonight
Hip Hop Song: My Posse Be Chillin in My Crib Tonight