"If you're out in the middle of a field and someone sneezes, that's one thing. If you're in a closed aircraft or a closed container, a closed car, a closed classroom, it's a different thing."
-Joe Biden, April 30, Interview on Today
Now that Joe Biden has single-handedly attempted a shutdown of the travel industry, these are my predictions on what other industries he will attempt to sink before the year is out:
On the auto industry:
"I would tell members of my family - and I have -You couldn't PAY me to buy an American made car. Lookit....they're all going down the toilet anyway. Who's going to fix it when the damn thing breaks? The Department of Transportation? Hell, Big O hasn't even filled that position yet. Buy American...yeah right. But anything BUT American."
On the financial industry:
"I would tell members of my family - and I have - do NOT put your money in the bank. As soon as you get your paycheck, you march down to the bank the check is drawn on and cash it. Draw all of your money out of your bank accounts, invest in a good fireproof safe and bury your money in your backyard. Do you honestly think the FDIC has enough money to cover everyone's bank accounts?"
On getting vaccinated agains H1N1:
"I would tell members of my family - and I have - do NOT get that vaccination! Remember what happened in 1976? There was an outbreak of swine flu then and the government had a vaccination program going. Some people that received that vaccine died and it permanently paralyzed others. You know the FDA doesn't test this stuff worth jack crap, anyway. Just stay away from people is my advice."
On government healthcare:
"I would advise everyone with children in high school to encourage them to go on to medical school. That way, you would have a doctor in the family and have someone that actually gives a d@mn about your healthcare instead of entrusting it to a bonafide government flunky. Case in point, name me function that the government can run effectively? Call up the Social Security Administration and tell me how long it takes you to get a question answered...that is IF you actually get to talk to a human being.....and don't EVEN get me started on the IRS. And the TSA? You've GOT to be kidding? Ever flown out of the Atlanta airport?"
On gun control:
"Two words.....stock up. That's all I'm sayin'."
Now that Joe Biden has single-handedly attempted a shutdown of the travel industry, these are my predictions on what other industries he will attempt to sink before the year is out:
On the auto industry:
"I would tell members of my family - and I have -You couldn't PAY me to buy an American made car. Lookit....they're all going down the toilet anyway. Who's going to fix it when the damn thing breaks? The Department of Transportation? Hell, Big O hasn't even filled that position yet. Buy American...yeah right. But anything BUT American."
On the financial industry:
"I would tell members of my family - and I have - do NOT put your money in the bank. As soon as you get your paycheck, you march down to the bank the check is drawn on and cash it. Draw all of your money out of your bank accounts, invest in a good fireproof safe and bury your money in your backyard. Do you honestly think the FDIC has enough money to cover everyone's bank accounts?"
On getting vaccinated agains H1N1:
"I would tell members of my family - and I have - do NOT get that vaccination! Remember what happened in 1976? There was an outbreak of swine flu then and the government had a vaccination program going. Some people that received that vaccine died and it permanently paralyzed others. You know the FDA doesn't test this stuff worth jack crap, anyway. Just stay away from people is my advice."
On government healthcare:
"I would advise everyone with children in high school to encourage them to go on to medical school. That way, you would have a doctor in the family and have someone that actually gives a d@mn about your healthcare instead of entrusting it to a bonafide government flunky. Case in point, name me function that the government can run effectively? Call up the Social Security Administration and tell me how long it takes you to get a question answered...that is IF you actually get to talk to a human being.....and don't EVEN get me started on the IRS. And the TSA? You've GOT to be kidding? Ever flown out of the Atlanta airport?"
On gun control:
"Two words.....stock up. That's all I'm sayin'."
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