....He's probably thinking, "Damn, I bet I could a made a ton of money if I had told her to do this back in the 70's....probably could have sold more records too."
What is this all about, you ask?
Well, I'm minding my own business going through my nightly routine of reading my right-wing websites so I can keep up with all the latest shenanigans of The New Three Stooges...(that would be Obama, Harry, and Nancy.)
Anyway, I stumble across this item on Fox News:
Oh, No She Didn't......(yet!)
Now Shirley....that's just wrong! I think Marty Ingel has a screw loose and I think Hef is ready for the funny farm if he is seriously considering this.
I can understand it if you want to breathe a little more life into your career, but dang! There's other ways of salvaging your career!
Why not ask Donald Trump to hire you on for Celebrity Apprentice and maybe you and Joan Rivers could get into a big ole' cat fight for 18 weeks. (Personally, I think you could kick her a$$.)
You could endorse some insurance product like Robert Wagner, or some medical product like Lee Majors or Wilford Brimley.
Those scooters don't have a celebrity spokesperson...you could do that.
You could design a line of clothing and sell it at Walmart or QVC.
But posing for Playboy? What if Hef says no? Are you going to call up that sleeze bucket Larry Flynt?
What would your mama say? Better yet, let me put it to you this way....what would you say to your mama if your mama came to you and said "Shirley-girl.....I'm pushing 90 and I think I'm going show everybody my stuff."
I know exactly what you'd do....you'd think to yourself "Mama's done gone lost her mind. I need to put her in a home."
Well....Shirley, I've got news for you.
If David and Shaun come up to you and say "Hey Mama, let's go for a nice ride" I have a pretty good idea as to where they may be taking you.
As the warden in "Cool Hand Luke" said....you might want to get your mind right....and keep them clothes on.
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